Random Thoughts Series

I'm gonna try a new weekly series for all of my dedicated readers of this most wonderful informational venue, which is currently me, GFY! I'm gonna start posting random thoughts I have throughout the week, just to give you a sneak peek into the mind of a genius.

Self - "if I accidentally let one slip past the goalie whilst on my morning commute, obviously I will be heading back home, but do I stop to clean up or ride it out til I get to the fortress of solitude sitting in my stuff? I mean if Timmy can sit in his surely I can as well"

That's just a teaser, much more to come! Hooray!!

Getting back on the horse!

I guess there's no better time to get back on that bag of glue, that would be the proverbial horse to all the kids and dumbasses, then now at 4 in the mo'nin! Seems like my lil man doesn't like or need sleep anymore (oh and he just farted right at me, little shit)! I need to be more diligent with updating this awesome site of great information. I also need to be more diligent with working out because I'm becoming a bit of a fatty.

More to come from neighborhood friendly curmudgeon!