American Idol Revisited

Some time ago, I wrote a post about America's next big superstar. Well, much as happened since we were graced with the beautiful stylings of Kayde Brigham. During that time, we endured one of wacktastic winters I can recall. During that winter, we had a couple of epic snowfalls that caused floods and government shutdowns. Well, during the shutdown, Pooz and I had plenty o' time together so we did what any good ole red blooded American couple does, we procreated. Nine months later.....

Well, a year later lil Timmy is doing some pretty swagtastic things.....

But none of this compares to the original Brigham American Idol. And what has the former superstar been up to you ask? Well, let's just say, she may be trying out for the new Fly Girls on the new In Living Colour reboot.




ENOUGH WITH ALL OF THE MOVIE AND TELEVISION REBOOTS ALREADY!!!!!!!

Return of the Maize and Blue

Man I've been burning up this blog, with all of the weekly random thoughts series and all, eff off I've been busy being a dad and all! I digress. Well it's that time of year again, temperature begins to drop, leaves start turning, waistline expanding (I'm still a hot Adonis bitches!) it's football season. Thank the maker too cuz the bosox just laid the biggest egg of a september in history. It was completely the players fault too, thanks for memories Francona.

Well back to football, my boys in maize and blue are 5-0 again to start the season, and we all know what happened before, yeah yeah yeah late season ass pounding, we know! But this season seems a little less potentially nuts crushing, I mean look, we actually have a defense. Now no one will mistake them for the '97 squad but hey, we didn't give up 30+ points to a team like UMass. Yeah that UMass famous for Dr. J, Marcus Camby, and don't let us forget about Lou Roe, Edgar Padilla and Carmelo Travieso!

Well I'm gonna keep this one short, damn kids won't let me get a moments rest.

Random Thoughts Series

I'm gonna try a new weekly series for all of my dedicated readers of this most wonderful informational venue, which is currently me, GFY! I'm gonna start posting random thoughts I have throughout the week, just to give you a sneak peek into the mind of a genius.

Self - "if I accidentally let one slip past the goalie whilst on my morning commute, obviously I will be heading back home, but do I stop to clean up or ride it out til I get to the fortress of solitude sitting in my stuff? I mean if Timmy can sit in his surely I can as well"

That's just a teaser, much more to come! Hooray!!

Getting back on the horse!

I guess there's no better time to get back on that bag of glue, that would be the proverbial horse to all the kids and dumbasses, then now at 4 in the mo'nin! Seems like my lil man doesn't like or need sleep anymore (oh and he just farted right at me, little shit)! I need to be more diligent with updating this awesome site of great information. I also need to be more diligent with working out because I'm becoming a bit of a fatty.

More to come from neighborhood friendly curmudgeon!

March Effing Madness!!

Well boys and girls, tis that time of year again, football is over, the weather is turning warmer, and it's March! No it's not Mardi Gras



Or St paddy's day



It's March Effing Madness bitches!!!!! Awwww, the memories



Not so much this



I know I know it's a little late in the game and most of you are used to nothing but dick and fart chokes from me but you can suck it! No one reads this shit besides me anyway. This is about the special time of the year that proudly promotes gambling and one of the largest waste of work time outside of Valentine's Day when all the dudes are scrambling to find their significant other a shitty last second gift.

Now the boys in maize and blue made a surprising return to the dance and damn near shocked the world again but unfortunately fell short of the so-called "uncle toms"! On top of that it was great to see Coach Fisher back in the dance with San Diego St. Maybe this is the reason this year's tournament has been one I have been geeked about in quite sometime.

I'm really not going to bore you with my slightly buzzed ramblings about sports, especially since most of you all only come here to see these




Holla bitches!!

People are effing idiots!

And with that being said......I get back into business of putting my pointless shit on the world wide web!

But seriously people are efftards and I know I ain't supposed to say tards but I wasn't supposed to say "ain't" either so GFY!! At the seasoned age of 37 why am I still dealing with high school shit!




Well I won't waste my first blog in a year on that shit, so "after these messages we'll be right back!"

Holla bitches!!!

We Are The Who?

Holy monkey dung it's been a long time since I've posted anything. A lot has been going on with your neighborhood friendly curmudgeon. Let's see, we had a surprising wedding announcement, a mending of strained family relationships, a massive snowfall right before Christmas, a subsequent flooding of our basement after Christmas (20 years of saved Playboys ruined), another massive snowfall, an entire week of no work, blah, blah, blah.

Well during this time of solitude, the tiny island of Haiti was slammed with a massive earthquake, and the world opened it's arms and wallets to help out. Now I will refrain from saying some things that I've said out loud and gotten into a little trouble for, but one thing I do have to speak on is the 25th anniversary and release of We Are The World. Now when that song and video came out, I had just turned 10 years old, holy shit!!! Anyways, it was the who's who of the recording industry, I mean who can forget the collaborating styles of Lionel Richie before his wife beat the ess out him, Kim Carnes and her smoky raspy sexy voice, she was by the way the original cougar, and many others, including a black Michael Jackson.

Now I appreciate what the new artists are trying to do and all, but I just watched the video and I shit you not, I recognized maybe 10% of the artists. (I love the fact that the Dude was in it, The Dude!!) I also find it a little bit strange that Lil Wayne can have a singing part, yet they have to break into the whole rap interlude with LL, Snoop, etc. Has Lil Wayne risen to such heights he stands apart from these legends, I would beg to differ.

Any nuts, I basically used the 25th anniversary of We Are The World to getting back to writing on this damned thing. I hopefully will be posting much more and have plenty o' tales of debauchery. Well, not really, after all I am an old fart now (resounding THUD).

I'm out bitches!!