Really? Are you effing kidding me?

So i sit here on a random saturday night, about a milky way full o'beers inme and thinking to myself, I can be thinking about an ess ton of different things. But nooooooo.......

That's not the case. I'm surrounded by way effing too many marriages crumbling around me. I know, you're thinking, this dude has way more witty and funny shit to say, but now, I'm more like what the fuck!!!! You fucking clowns are effecting my life. My kids play with yours, my wife hang with yours, we all used to party together, having cookouts, get-togethers, etc, now, that shit is out the window.

Yeah, we can still have cookouts, provided everyone can get along, our wives can still hang out, provided you think we're cool enough to, yeah we can party together when we plan separate parties. You know what I say? TWATS!!!!!!! You all are acting like TWATS!!!!!

I'm not going to get in too deep on this post and I really don't care if I offend anyone cuz nobody really reads this shit anyways but I will say to all those fucking it up,

Thanks!!! Ass Clowns!!!!

Oh, and I love you honey, Got Dayem!!!!!!! We kick ass!!

Oh, and just cuz I know you wanna see this shit....

American Idol Revisited

Some time ago, I wrote a post about America's next big superstar. Well, much as happened since we were graced with the beautiful stylings of Kayde Brigham. During that time, we endured one of wacktastic winters I can recall. During that winter, we had a couple of epic snowfalls that caused floods and government shutdowns. Well, during the shutdown, Pooz and I had plenty o' time together so we did what any good ole red blooded American couple does, we procreated. Nine months later.....

Well, a year later lil Timmy is doing some pretty swagtastic things.....

But none of this compares to the original Brigham American Idol. And what has the former superstar been up to you ask? Well, let's just say, she may be trying out for the new Fly Girls on the new In Living Colour reboot.




ENOUGH WITH ALL OF THE MOVIE AND TELEVISION REBOOTS ALREADY!!!!!!!

Return of the Maize and Blue

Man I've been burning up this blog, with all of the weekly random thoughts series and all, eff off I've been busy being a dad and all! I digress. Well it's that time of year again, temperature begins to drop, leaves start turning, waistline expanding (I'm still a hot Adonis bitches!) it's football season. Thank the maker too cuz the bosox just laid the biggest egg of a september in history. It was completely the players fault too, thanks for memories Francona.

Well back to football, my boys in maize and blue are 5-0 again to start the season, and we all know what happened before, yeah yeah yeah late season ass pounding, we know! But this season seems a little less potentially nuts crushing, I mean look, we actually have a defense. Now no one will mistake them for the '97 squad but hey, we didn't give up 30+ points to a team like UMass. Yeah that UMass famous for Dr. J, Marcus Camby, and don't let us forget about Lou Roe, Edgar Padilla and Carmelo Travieso!

Well I'm gonna keep this one short, damn kids won't let me get a moments rest.

Random Thoughts Series

I'm gonna try a new weekly series for all of my dedicated readers of this most wonderful informational venue, which is currently me, GFY! I'm gonna start posting random thoughts I have throughout the week, just to give you a sneak peek into the mind of a genius.

Self - "if I accidentally let one slip past the goalie whilst on my morning commute, obviously I will be heading back home, but do I stop to clean up or ride it out til I get to the fortress of solitude sitting in my stuff? I mean if Timmy can sit in his surely I can as well"

That's just a teaser, much more to come! Hooray!!

Getting back on the horse!

I guess there's no better time to get back on that bag of glue, that would be the proverbial horse to all the kids and dumbasses, then now at 4 in the mo'nin! Seems like my lil man doesn't like or need sleep anymore (oh and he just farted right at me, little shit)! I need to be more diligent with updating this awesome site of great information. I also need to be more diligent with working out because I'm becoming a bit of a fatty.

More to come from neighborhood friendly curmudgeon!

March Effing Madness!!

Well boys and girls, tis that time of year again, football is over, the weather is turning warmer, and it's March! No it's not Mardi Gras



Or St paddy's day



It's March Effing Madness bitches!!!!! Awwww, the memories



Not so much this



I know I know it's a little late in the game and most of you are used to nothing but dick and fart chokes from me but you can suck it! No one reads this shit besides me anyway. This is about the special time of the year that proudly promotes gambling and one of the largest waste of work time outside of Valentine's Day when all the dudes are scrambling to find their significant other a shitty last second gift.

Now the boys in maize and blue made a surprising return to the dance and damn near shocked the world again but unfortunately fell short of the so-called "uncle toms"! On top of that it was great to see Coach Fisher back in the dance with San Diego St. Maybe this is the reason this year's tournament has been one I have been geeked about in quite sometime.

I'm really not going to bore you with my slightly buzzed ramblings about sports, especially since most of you all only come here to see these




Holla bitches!!

People are effing idiots!

And with that being said......I get back into business of putting my pointless shit on the world wide web!

But seriously people are efftards and I know I ain't supposed to say tards but I wasn't supposed to say "ain't" either so GFY!! At the seasoned age of 37 why am I still dealing with high school shit!




Well I won't waste my first blog in a year on that shit, so "after these messages we'll be right back!"

Holla bitches!!!