Monday, March 16, 2009

BK - Home of the EOE


We live in a society these days that lacks the compassion and rights of others. Too often people are judged by the physical outside features as opposed to their character and all that other stuff that people should be judged on. Certain people are looked passed in jobs and opportunities because of their sex, race, religous beliefs instead of whether or not they are capable of performing said duties. We often see the same ole cookie cutter images splashed across the magic babysitter, awesome Cable Guy reference if you didn't catch that. Try and keep though, because at times I will get way more obscure. I digress.

Well, one company has taken the noble high road and bucked the trend of said cloned sheep. For years this company has done things their way by allowing you to have it "your" way. They have helped fuel the passion of old memories of grilling over an open flame, introduced the world to an obscure band named Coq Roq, yeah, you read that correctly, COQ ROQ!!!!!



They're coqs that roq. They also brought royalty to our beds, a certain king caught in the sheets, awesome in a frightening way. Not frightening like James Gumb asking you to help him load his van with some furniture but frightening like a freakin dude with a holy shit huge and shiny head of a king laying in your bed frightening.




If you haven't figured out who this company is, then obviously you are not sharp enough for this blog and should keep running with those scissors. Those still with me, I will continue. Burger King continues to amaze with their willingness to think outside of the same old burger box. Their latest example of true compassion for all of the creatures of Earth is pure genious.





I mean come on, who doesn't love to see a midget, sorry, little person, wearing farmer bibs and driving a tractor whilst pedaling small mini breakfast num nums. Pure advertising genious, you have little people, overalls, breakfast num nums, and did I mention little people in overalls selling breakfast num nums. Once again, my hats off to you BK, for taking a chance and bucking traditional wisdom. Home of the Whopper, my friend, you are indeed "King of the Castle".

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